Everything looks perfect from the street, manicured lawns, tennis whites and the whole postcard lifestyle on full display. Behind the scenes, even you hate how disorganised the numbers are, while Barry stays as stiff and out of touch as a Mosman dinner-party conversation about interest rates. The facade is flawless, but the books are a quiet disaster that would ruin the vibe faster than someone mentioning council rates at the table.
The facade is immaculate. The books, less so. Let's fix the bit nobody sees.
our impact
What Mosman businesses get once Boring Barry's gone.
Genuinely Sorted
Not just looks-sorted. Books that are actually in order behind the perfect facade, so the polish goes all the way down.
No Cringe
That quiet dread when you open your own accounts? Gone. The numbers finally match the lifestyle on the outside.
Every Friday
Your Xero reconciled, week in, week out. The street view stays flawless. Now the back office does too.
what's included
Weekly Xero reconciliation
Every payment, supplier bill and card transaction reconciled every Friday. The disorganised mess behind the facade, quietly turned into a clean, current set of books, every week.
BAS lodgement, done early
GST coded properly all year, so your quarterly BAS isn't a scramble to make the numbers presentable at the last minute. Lodged ahead of the deadline, every quarter.
Payroll run on time
our team paid the right amount on the right day, payslips issued, super tracked against its deadlines. Handled quietly so it's never the thing you're chasing on a Monday.
Accounts payable & cashflow
Suppliers paid on time, debtors chased, and a weekly snapshot of what's actually in the bank, not just what the lifestyle suggests is in there. Real numbers behind the appearance.
Monthly P&L with Plain English Report
A two-paragraph summary that tells you what's really going on, no stiff, out-of-touch report that says nothing. What happened, what it means, what to watch.
Ad-hoc questions answered
Got a quick question about a bill, a payment or a pay run? Ask, and we'll get you a proper answer the same working day. No "I'll get to it next quarter."
who it's for
Professional services & advisory
The planners, consultants and boutique firms run by the area's principals. Recurring revenue, project billing, books that should match the polish out front. We keep the admin off your desk.
Medical & specialist practices
The specialists, dentists, cosmetic and allied health practices serving the lower north shore. Recurring billing, GST, super. We handle the books so you handle the patients.
Premium retail & lifestyle
The boutiques, galleries and lifestyle businesses along Military Road. Real stock, real margins, real supplier bills. We reconcile it weekly so the numbers behind the brand are clean.
Hospitality & restaurants
The established restaurants and venues, not the pop-up. Real covers, real supplier relationships. We untangle the takings and bills so each venue's numbers are clear.
Property & investment
The agencies, managers and family investment operations the suburb's full of. Multiple entities, lumpy cashflow, numbers that have to reconcile. We keep them clean and reportable.
Owners switching from a boring bookkeeper
The facade's perfect, but you've quietly hated your own books for years. You want weekly bookkeeping, a fixed price, and someone who sorts the bit nobody sees. That's most of who calls us.
why us
1
We actually reply
Message us before 1pm on a working day and we'll get back to you the same day. Not a full essay every time, but a real human acknowledging you and sorting it. Boring Barry replies in four days, if he replies at all.
2
Weekly Xero, not monthly guesswork
Barry reconciles quarterly and assumes the polish out front means the books are fine. We reconcile every Friday and actually sort the back office, so it's genuinely in order, not just presentable.
3
Fixed price, no surprises
Pick a Pack, that's your monthly price. No hourly meter ticking away, no mystery line items, no invoice that grows the month you ask a question. You know the number before the month starts.
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We chase your debtors for you
The clients on 30 and 60 days, the invoices quietly ageing behind the scenes. We chase the money you've earned so it actually turns up in the bank.
5
Plain English Reports
A monthly P&L with a two-paragraph summary written like a human. What happened, what it means, what to watch. None of Barry's stiff, out-of-touch reports that say nothing.
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We sort the bit nobody sees
The street view can stay immaculate. We're here for the back office, the disorganised pile you've quietly hated for years, turned into books that are genuinely in order. Barry just kept the reports looking tidy and hoped you wouldn't look underneath.
HOW IT WORKS
Three steps. One week. Done.
Book your free Xero Roast
15 minutes of us telling you exactly what Boring Barry's been hiding behind those tidy reports.
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We send the report
The one that actually makes sense. We'll flag the mess and give you a Pack quote. No 47-page novel.
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We take over by Friday
You say yes, we migrate from Barry, and the first weekly reconciliation lands that Friday. From there, you stop thinking about it.
Drop your details, we'll reply inside 4 working hours. Not 4 days.
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frequently asked questions
Do you work with Mosman businesses?
Yes. We're a Sydney bookkeeper working with professional services, medical and specialist practices, premium retail, hospitality and property businesses across Mosman and the lower north shore. Everything's remote and weekly, so you're not waiting on someone to drive over.
My reports look tidy. Why would I switch?
Because tidy-looking reports off a half-reconciled file tell you nothing. If you've quietly hated your own books for years despite the neat PDFs, that's the gap. We sort the back office properly, not just the front page.
Can you run payroll for my team?
Yes. We run your pay cycle on time, issue payslips, and track super against its deadlines. Handled quietly so it's never the thing you're chasing on a Monday.
How much does a Mosman bookkeeper cost?
A fixed monthly fee, priced by your team size. BAS Slayer starts at $900, Payroll Party at $1,500, The Lot at $2,200, and the price steps up by staff band from there. Same number every month, plus GST. No hourly meter.
Which Pack is right for me?
BAS Slayer suits simpler operations that mainly need the books and BAS done. Payroll Party adds payroll and debtor chasing, where most businesses with a team land. The Lot adds cashflow and supplier payment runs. We'll point you to the right one on the free Roast.
Can you chase my clients for unpaid invoices?
Yes. We chase your debtors, the clients on 30 and 60 days, the invoices quietly ageing, so the money you've earned actually turns up.
My books are more disorganised than they look. Can you fix it?
Yes. Catch-Up Chaos Buster, fixed price. We turn the mess behind the facade into a clean Xero file, get your BAS current, then keep it current with a weekly Pack. No judgement.
Do you work with multiple entities?
Yes. A lot of Mosman operations run a trading entity, a property entity, maybe a family trust. We keep them all reconciled and reportable so the full picture's clear.
How quickly can you start?
Within a week of you saying yes. We diagnose the file, quote your Pack, take over, and the first weekly reconciliation lands that Friday.
What if I'm not happy?
30-day money back, no questions. If we haven't earned our spot in your first month, we refund it in full and help you find someone else.